Long Day, Remembering Jerry Springer Episodes (NOT G RATED)

I was sitting down earlier today and thinking about old Jerry Springer episodes. Yeah, long day scrubbing and cramping, cleaning and bloating, folding and cranking. Yup, it's that time again. Anyway, I was sitting her folding some clothes and started thinking about hookers. Don't ask, there was a song on about "ho's" on I think. My giggle at hookers moved onto old hookers and eventually to the Million Dollar Blow Job.

There was an episode of Jerry, probably five to ten years ago where there was an older lady who was also a prostitute. She was the purveyor of the Million Dollar Blow Job. It entailed simply of this: she took her teeth out. Yup, toothless blow jobs. I wouldn't know anything about them, mostly because I have teeth, but according to her they're worth a million bucks! The problem this poor woman was having was that she left her teeth on the dashboard of one of her johns. Now, she had to tell her hubby. That's when the fighting ensued. Her john was there, they got her teeth back but not after a scuffle or two with her husband.

Ahhh, Jerry, how I miss your entertainment. Your freakshow that you call daytime television was a savior to me during my imprisonment at St. Margaret's Hall; saving me from countless horrid lectures on philosophy. Who needs Plato when you have Jerry? It has also saved me from doing housework, homework and countless other tasks. It has been a wonderful break in my day. An hour to allow my brain to go numb and delve into the depths of depravity and take a break from reality.

I love Jerry Springer.

Now, I have to decide whether or not to lose my teeth.....

...no, I paid to much for my braces.....