This one is for GIRLS ONLY......

....don't say I didn't warn ya.

I have one word that is going to sum up my mood, my energy level, my tolerence level, my patience and my mental stability....

PERIOD

Ugh.

I'm baking a chocolate cake that I don't want but neeeeeeed. I'm seriously considering putting salt on it. I'm so bloated I look like I'm having another baby. Everything, and I mean EVERYTHING, is getting on my nerves. Well, it's either getting on my nerves, making me want to cry or making me want to go to bed.

I'm so damn tired. I want to crawl in bed and wake up next week. This one is totally kicking my ass.... I find it amusing how we hate this time so much and at the same time dread the thought of it not coming at all. Quite the conundrum isn't it? It's a cruel, cruel joke Mother Nature played on us girls by giving us this "curse" of a relative such as "aunt flo". Then, on top of that cruel joke, she gives us men. Alright, I am not in the right frame of mind to even travel that road right now....

I'm going to pray to the God of Tampax that this week is going to go by quickly so this will be done and over with. Cross your fingers for me girls....I know you all know how I'm feeling right now.

My cake is almost ready and I'm really starting to wish that I had've just eaten the batter. The batter was good, I licked the bowl and the spoon and then wished I saved some of it. I can smell it and it smells f'n fantastic but I wish it was salty. Salty chocolate. Why am I thinking of South Park right now??

oooooo......I have some chips. I'm going to get a piece of cake, crumble some chips on top and then go to bed.

I have just come to the conclusion that I should be considered completely insane during this "time of the month".

Mydol, here I come.....