My life according to Google.

I stole this from Facebook & figured it would be a little amusing. Turns out it was a lot more amusing than expected...
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My life according to Google.
Pick the first one that comes up.

1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
Alyson need a drunken hookup.
(Uhm, not really, lol.)

2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
Alyson looks like a prOn star.
(No, I don't. I hope I don't, OMG!)

3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search
Alyson does a thingy for MySpace.
(I do? I don't even have a MySpace account....interesting conspiracy...)

4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search
Alyson hates when people cut across her when she's talking.
(Damn Skippy, drives me nuts.)

5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search:
Alyson has gone back to Adelaide.
(I only wish.)

6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
Alyson loves me.
(...and me and me and me and me....)

7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
Alyson eats guts.
(I'm really a zombie, but shhhhh....don't tell on me.)

8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
Alyson has a toilet paper fetish.
(Damn. I didn't want anyone to find out this way.)

9: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search
Alyson wants to see sparks fly once in awhile, even if it means
instigating a fight.
(Holy shit, a little truth about me that I didn't know. Nothing like self-realization.)

10: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search:
Alyson wears her hair parted to one side.
(I really do wear it parted to one side, the left actually.)

11: Type in "[your name] sees" in Google search:
Alyson sees this!
(...and thinks she's nuts for doing it...)

12: Type in "[your name] steals" in Google search
Alyson steals morphine from her dying father.
(That's a rather horrible one, isn't it!)

13: Type in "[your name] is" in Google search:
Alyson is comprised of former members of a St. Louis band.
(They all live in my head. Each has his own place. Frank is in my left temporal
lobe.)

14: Type in "[your name] fights" in Google search
Alyson fights her way into the limelight.
(Sure, why not.)

15: Type in "[your name] hides" in Google search
Alyson Hides from words that burn.
(Don't we all? Maybe me moreso than others.)

16: Type in "[your name] puts" in Google search
Alyson puts safety first.
(Only on certain occasions. Maybe for the drunken hookup. No, no hookups, thank
you.)

17: Type in "[your name] kills" in Google search:
Alyson kills Angel.
(Buffy reference? I honestly don't make a habit of killing angels.)

18: Type in "[your name] suffers" in Google search
Alyson suffers from losing all importance to the plot.
(What plot??)

19: Type in "[your name] feels" in Google search:
Alyson feels manipulated into behaving the way you want.
(Weird, there have been times...)

20: Type in "[your name] sings" in Google search
Alyson sings first.
(and asks questions later)